FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Do you offer international delivery?

Yes - we ship worldwide!  Well, it's not us who does the actual shipping - it's the kind folks at Royal Mail who do it.  Oh, and they use aeroplanes rather than ships these days (cool, huh?) so that you receive your purchase in a timely manner.      

Do you supply wholesale?

For sure we do!  Drop us a line via the contact form on this website and we'll get in touch as soon as possible to understand your requirements.

Do you undertake bespoke pill orders?

For high volume orders such as party/wedding favours or corporate gifts, we can offer bespoke pill capsule messages and packaging solutions. Drop us a line via the contact form on this website and we'll see what we can do.   

Are your products gluten-free?

For sure. Because these products are for novelty use only and should not be consumed. As long as you don't eat any of the products, they are fat-free and dairy-free as well.  

What do you sell apart from greeting cards and jars of pills?

There are a lot of major grouches out there who could do with a good dose of Versed Aid so we always have new products under development. Watch this space. Well, not this space exactly - watching us on Instagram would be better actually. 

​Do you know the way to San Jose?

No. But Burt Bacharach and Dionne Warwick will have a pretty good idea.