Versed Aid's products are for novelty use only and must not be consumed. If you are silly enough to swallow our products and something bad happens, then Versed Aid cannot be held responsible. Sorry about that.

Please note that Versed Aid's products are manufactured and processed on premises that contains a complete nut resulting in the very high likelihood that some of their products will contain traces of that nut.

In no event will Versed Aid, its subsidiaires and employees be liable for any damages without limitation, indirect or consequential damages or any damages whatsoever arising from the use or in connection with such use of this website, whether in contract or in negligence - including any psychological damages, without limitation, indirect or consequential damages, or any damages whatsoever arising from the reading or in connection with such reading of this mindboggling paragraph.

For the avoidance of doubt, Versed Aid is not responsible for the temperature of the sun, the moon's orbit or the earth's rotation either.

By using Versed Aid's products you hereby consent to this disclaimer and agree to its terms which would have been in much smaller print but for the insistence of several leading eye physicians who advised the use of larger font thereby avoiding the necessity for another disclaimer.