• In style of online review, guest describes their stay at the Outlook Hotel, Colorado Rockies. White text on orange background. The guest awards 1 out of 5 stars stating: "All work and no play made my husband, Jack, a dull boy so we booked a family stay at the Outlook. It was the worst experience of my life. Quite aside from the geometric carpet, my son had many frightening visions. Room 237 must be avoided at all costs"
  • In style of online review, guest describes their stay at the Outlook Hotel, Colorado Rockies. White text on orange background. The guest awards 1 out of 5 stars stating: "All work and no play made my husband, Jack, a dull boy so we booked a family stay at the Outlook. It was the worst experience of my life. Quite aside from the geometric carpet, my son had many frightening visions. Room 237 must be avoided at all costs.
  • Reverse of card is printed with the FSC-certified logo and card publisher details. It also cheekily states "Blank inside (the card that is, not you)"
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THE SHINING GREETING CARD

THE SHINING GREETING CARD

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Looking for a funny greeting card with a dark sense of humour? This horror movie parody greeting card is written as an online accommodation review of a stay at the Outlook Hotel — the famously unsettling mountain retreat from Stephen King's classic novel, The Shining and Stanley Kubrick's famous film adaption.

From questionable carpet to frightening visions, this card hilariously captures the kind of review you’d leave after a stay that definitely didn’t meet expectations.

Perfect for fans of horror films, Stephen King novels and anyone who enjoys a bit of dark humour, this card is ideal for birthdays, Halloween or “just because” moments when a normal card simply won’t do.

Product Details:

  • Card size: 150mm x 150mm
  • Printed in the UK on premium 300gsm card stock
  • Includes recycled eco-Kraft envelope
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Supplied 'naked' i.e. without a cellophane wrapper
  • Original design copyrighted by Versed Aid
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