• Funny dark humour greeting card styled as a fake one-star online review of the Outlook Hotel from The Shining, reading "All work and no play made my husband Jack a dull boy so we booked a family stay at the Outlook. It was the worst experience of my life. Quite aside from the geometric carpet, my son had many frightening visions. Room 237 must be avoided at all costs"
  • Close-up of The Shining greeting card showing a parody Outlook Hotel accommodation review inspired by Stanley Kubrick's horror film
  • Reverse of card with product details including Versed Aid branding and It's In The Stars range name. It also cheekily states "Blank inside (the card that is, not you)"
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THE SHINING GREETING CARD

THE SHINING GREETING CARD

Looking for a funny greeting card with a dark sense of humour? This horror movie parody greeting card is written as an online accommodation review of a stay at the Outlook Hotel — the famously unsettling mountain retreat from Stephen King’s classic novel, The Shining, and Stanley Kubrick’s iconic film adaptation.

From questionable carpet to frightening visions, this card hilariously captures the kind of review you’d leave after a stay that definitely didn’t meet expectations.

Perfect for fans of horror films, Stephen King novels, and anyone who enjoys a bit of dark humour — ideal for birthdays, Halloween, or “just because” moments when a normal card simply won’t do.

  • Card size: 150mm x 150mm
  • Premium 300gsm matt card stock
  • Recycled Kraft envelope included
  • Blank inside for own message
  • Designed and printed in the UK
  • Copyrighted by Versed Aid
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