SWEARY CONFUCIUS GREETING CARD

Confucius says what we’re all thinking. And sometimes, that’s exactly what someone needs to hear.

Whether someone’s having a spectacularly bad day, dreading another birthday, recovering from something they’d rather forget, or just needs a laugh — this outrageously funny, sweary card covers it all. Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a genuine laugh, it’s the pick-me-up card that works for almost any occasion.

Perfect as a funny birthday card for those who hate getting older, a quirky get well card, a tongue-in-cheek empathy card, or a friendship card — because sometimes life just needs calling out.

• Card size: 150mm x 150mm
• Premium 300gsm matt card stock
• Recycled Kraft envelope included
• Blank inside for own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Copyrighted by Versed Aid