REMOTE CONTROL BLUEPRINT BIRTHDAY CARD

Expertly engineered for those who wish adulting came with pause, mute, and fast forward buttons — this quirky remote control birthday card is designed like a blueprint. Because even the best birthdays need a solid plan for relaxation in front of the TV.

It’s the only remote you can actually control. The perfect funny birthday card for him — ideal for engineers, tech lovers, gadget fans, and dads who’ve claimed the remote as their own.