• Card titled c.22million people share your birthday. Additional text then says Not so fucking special now, are you? Cartoon man stands holding a red balloon with a perturbed look on his face.
  • Card titled c.22million people share your birthday. Additional text then says Not so fucking special now, are you? Cartoon man stands holding a red balloon with a perturbed look on his face.
  • Reverse of card with product details including Versed Aid branding. It also cheekily states "Blank inside (the card that is, not you)"
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NOT SO SPECIAL BIRTHDAY CARD

NOT SO SPECIAL BIRTHDAY CARD

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This outrageously funny and sweary birthday card is perfect for reminding him that his birthday might not be the big event he thinks it is! Dividing the global population of 8 billion by 365 days means that, all things being equal, c.22 million people were born on the same day as you. Ouch - the numbers don't lie!

Ideal for mates, partners, dads, brothers or colleagues with a strong sense of humour, this sarcastic birthday card does away with heartfelt nonsense in favour of dry wit and low-level existential discomfort. 

Product Details:

  • Card size: 150mm x 150mm
  • Printed in the UK on premium 300gsm card stock
  • Includes recycled eco-Kraft envelope
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Supplied 'naked' i.e. without a cellophane wrapper
  • Original design copyrighted by Versed Aid
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