Some Christmases come with mulled wine, matching pyjamas, and genuine festive joy. Others come with a shrug and the quiet realisation that you've simply run out of fucks to give. This card is for the latter.
A brilliantly rude Christmas card for friends and family featuring the only December forecast that matters — “another festive season with a strong chance of no fucks given”. The perfect funny, sweary Christmas card for anyone who’s reached that glorious, liberating stage of life.
