Some birthdays come with cake, balloons, and a renewed sense of purpose. Others come with a shrug and the quiet realisation that you’ve simply run out of fucks to give. This card is for the latter.
Featuring a cartoon weather forecaster delivering the only forecast that matters — “another year older, with a strong chance of no fucks given” — it’s the perfect funny, sweary birthday card for anyone who’s reached that glorious, liberating stage of life. A brilliant rude birthday card for him or her.
