Some days, the only valid excuse is an honest one. A cartoon lady calls in with the most relatable sickie ever — a perfect storm of hair-washing guilt, boxset temptation, and a 3am bedtime that was absolutely worth it.
The perfect card for any woman who’s ever chosen an evening on the sofa over a responsible night’s sleep — and felt zero regrets. Brilliant as a just-for-laughs card, and a surprisingly spot-on new job card too.
