Because sometimes the most romantic thing you can say is... "You're a complete bellend — but at least you're MY complete bellend." It's the kind of sentiment that only works when you really, truly mean it — and they know it too. Equal parts insult and declaration of love, this card says everything a soppy greeting never could.
Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or any day you want to remind your other half exactly how you feel — insults and all.
