BATES MOTEL GREETING CARD

A horror-themed accommodation review… with shocking service. Checked in. Didn’t check out — eek!

This funny greeting card, written in the style of an online accommodation review of a stay at the infamous Bates Motel from Hitchcock’s Psycho, is guaranteed to deliver dark humour, horror nostalgia, and big laughs in a neat little envelope.

Perfect for fans of Hitchcock, classic horror, true-crime lovers, film buffs, or anyone who enjoys their humour just a little bit twisted. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, Halloween, or just want to confuse and delight someone you love, this card is guaranteed to leave a lasting impression — unlike the guests.

• Card size: 150mm x 150mm
• Premium 300gsm matt card stock
• Recycled Kraft envelope included
• Blank inside for own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Copyrighted by Versed Aid